Movie Reviews
Every movie I've reviewed, newest releases first. Anything 3 stars or up is worth watching.
No review for that one yet.
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2026The Invite
★★★★Worth watchingWhat an uncomfortable, tense, awkward, cringe-worthy shit show. Also one of my favorite films this year. What starts as a hilarious picture...
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2026You Can See Everything
★★★★Worth watchingI now understand why documentaries can win best picture. Not a single moment of this movie feels boring, which is amazing considering...
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2026Digger
★★Skip it⚠️ Contains spoilers. Tap to read.
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2026Resident Evil
★★★½Worth watchingResident Evil is NOT a horror movie. Even though the film is directed and produced by horror creators, labeled as horror, and has a spooky...
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2026Primetime
★★Skip itPrimetime feels like a superhero origin story that saved all the good stuff for the cash grab sequel. The show ends by portraying the...
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2026Backrooms
★★Skip it"And the best part... you can eat them!" The Backrooms, while initially engrossing and terrifying, fails to deliver a satisfying watch....
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2026Coyote vs. Acme
★★★½Worth watchingCoyote VS. ACME perfectly understands what made the original shorts so funny and iconic, and perfectly recaptures it on the big screen. It...
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2026The Drama
★★★★Worth watchingThe Drama is an amazing piece on both love, marriage, and surprisingly the psyche of America, in regards to both school shootings, and...
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2026Spider-Man: Brand New Day
★★★★Worth watchingSpider-Man (yes, with the dash) is back!!!! This is the happiest I've been to see a Spider-Man movie since Andrew Garfield was on the big...
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2026The Odyssey
★★★★½Worth watchingAnother smashing success from Nolan. While obviously skipping on the original stories I often love about his films, he has proved again he...
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2026Lee Cronin's The Mummy
★★★Worth watchingPhenomenal. The body horror was disgusting and hard to watch at times. Especially the shin and toenails. The horror in other parts was...
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2025Hallow Road
★★★★Worth watchingFor 80 minutes of a camera placed in a car, you'd think Hallow Road would feel low budget in the worst ways. The opposite couldn't be more...
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2025If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
★★★★Worth watchingIf I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a terrifying look into the realities of caregiving and parenthood, and how overwhelming life can be when it...
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2025Companion
★★★½Worth watchingDON'T WATCH THE TRAILER This film was spectacular! The twists and turns added so much, the narrative was splendid, and it actually had...
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2024Saturday Night
★★★Worth watchingSaturday night is an amazing piece of the craziness of SNL's conception, dramatized enough to convey the true emotions without lying to the...
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2023Justice League: Warworld
★Skip itJust watch the first 30 minutes for Wild West Wonder...
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2020The Father
★★★★Worth watchingEvery single scene was physically painful to watch. The Father is a heartbreaking piece on aging and dementia, and a serious look about how...
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2019Us
★★★Worth watchingUs seemingly begins the climax of the film a mere 35 minutes in, and then keeps that pacing, stress, and intensity for the next hour and a...
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2018A Quiet Place
★★½Skip itA Quiet Place was everything I wanted in a movie like this for the entirety of the first two acts. It had a unique world rule, not just in...
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2018Annihilation
★Skip itSome films have such a complex narrative, plot, and world it's impossible to fully comprehend the first time through. Others attempt this,...
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2015Jurassic World
★★★Worth watchingWhy did it have to be velociraptors!!!! I mean of all the species to "tame" why pick the scariest ones from the original film and novel,...
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2014The Babadook
★★½Skip itSo close to being amazing. While the entire film was extremely scary, bone chilling, and intense for the first 80%, they just could not...
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2013Under the Skin
½Skip itUnder the Skin is a perfect proof that an artsy movie that is purposely ambiguous does not mean it is great. This film lacked any real...
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2011The Cabin in the Woods
★★Skip itThe Cabin in the Woods promises to subvert everything you know about the classic college cabin slasher. And it fails to deliver on that...
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2009Brothers
★★½Skip itBrothers just barely fell short of greatness. I felt slightly betrayed from the trailers, given the supposed premise, a man retuning from...
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2001Mulholland Drive
★★★★Worth watchingWow. So far this is easily my favorite film by David Lynch. The last 30 minutes are pure insanity, so confusing at first, and even...
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2001Spirited Away
★★Skip itThe film was stunning to look at, like every film produced from this studio. However, that is about the only thing truly stunning about...
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1982The Thing
★★★½Worth watchingI was initially against watching The Thing, as so many older horror films rely on cheap jump scares and props that invoke laughter instead...
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1981Possession
★Skip itPossession is a perfect example of truly brilliant acting, and nothing else. The characters feel truly flat, and whose motives feel...
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1977Eraserhead
★★★★Worth watchingEraserhead may be the first picture I've seen that left me completely clueless in regards to my own opinion on it. However, two days later...
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19682001: A Space Odyssey
★Skip itAt no point did this film ever feel too slow, which was shocking to me. Sure the start takes its time, and we don't really start the story...
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1948The Red Shoes
★★Skip itTo be fair, ballet has never been for me, so a movie leaning heavily on long sequences of solely ballet was never going to make my top 20. ...